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toolshedoriginal: classypineapple: notquiteluke: helioscentrifuge: uHM? i love sprite too im drinking sprite right now and htis makes me uncomfortable dafaq? Excuse you, Sprite?
O-ok but real talk I gotta go.. um now like really go..Cause today got a lotta snacks and drinks and been drinking and munching all night honestly n///n;… and kinda did a small wet and cleaned up..ButttI sorta kinda forgot to use the bathroom after
**cracks knuckles** to go with my lazy, not moving at all, chill day l think I’m gonna do a chill hold while watching anime/playing video games! Startingggg-*chugs down sweet tea*- NOW!!
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
tsundereforcoffee: adhdalistair: adhdalistair: every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now hey guys… interesting news turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal a
drinking-tea-at-midnight: glux2: flvffymomo: elon musk posted someone’s art without crediting them and got yelled at and now he’s doing the taking a break from twitter thing where he sets his avatar to just black and im losing my fucking mind The
adhdalistair: every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now
bleedrein: herecomesberrypunch: bleedrein: herecomesberrypunch: I guess I should start answering questions, huh? drink me <v< Promo for Pembroke’s new blog and one of my favorite drunks of mlp ovo im so drunk right now ovo xD
“If a friend will join you outside in the bitter cold to drink Fire-Water and chat together, you know they’re the kind of person you want with you on the battlefield.”
i remember watching a yt video a while back and it had to do w/ a 5 hr energy drink twitter feed. 1 of their “questions” was “if you could choose 1 word to describe twitter what would it be?” now…im sure most ppl would give
zenaxaria: so i took myself on a latte date and then drove to the ocean and parked overlooking the cliff. the masturbated in my car and now im drink a cold brew float with coconut sorbet and basically it’s been the most romantic date of my life
yasvke: Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No.
adhdalistair: adhdalistair: every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now hey guys… interesting news turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal
tsundereforcoffee: adhdalistair: adhdalistair: every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now hey guys… interesting news turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
modelocan: officialcrow: this website made drinking water fucking corny now im tryna get so dehydrated when i skeet in her mouth she gotta chew it first Listen I resent that and you
granddyke:granddyke:you, small brain: drinks “cannabis” and smokes “alcohol” and “has sex”me, brain as big as my balls: gets fucked up on pain meds and becomes a white maoistthe secret is to not turn off your phone
I was sober then i started drinking beers, then i was drunk then i had a shower (drunk) then i went out and had some sushi with some friends and now im home. (im tired as fuck)
champzagne:my all time fav zayn quotesyou drink it you drink it you drink it we are all young boys and we’re all gonna be crying and i had a sick time mate so keep laughing i’m just a little boy from bradford and now im smashing it i wouldn’t
Im so ridiculously upset right now and I cant sleep. Fuck dude. Something ease my mind. I wanna drink so badly.
gluuuh I have a really bad sore throat ): and now Im wishing I had the magical lemons. And I’m also wishing that you didn’t drink the magical lemons. oh well.
Its lunch time and all the hipsters at my uni decided to go to the starbucks i usually go to and now im stuck in a huge ass line. And theres no way Im drinking the coffee from the uni cafeteria :/
nov-a: Idk what the fuck everyone i was supposed to chill with is doing right now. So im just going to drink alone and listen to Slipknot. CHEERS TUMBLR! Fuck yeah :D
nov-a: Idk what the fuck everyone i was supposed to chill with is doing right now. So im just going to drink alone and listen to Slipknot. CHEERS TUMBLR!
tsunamiwavesurfing: 1017andpregnant: tsunamiwavesurfing: i got sick so now im drinking lemon and ginger water and i feel like an ig baddie promoting “herbal life”. if my niggas saw this i would be disowned Flat tummy tea head ass nigga can’t
heimdallll: shutupandthinkofmydick: sodii: papa-scotch: awesomephilia: Best drinking game ever. My god… it’s full of stars. And they’re making good beer in cans now, so I could actually participate! IM SO DONEOMFG By the way, this is the
I need new dresses and heels for next month now! :D Oh yessss I could definitely use a few nights of drinking and dancing. Im actually really fucking excited. I fucking need this shit.
milkgloss: i regret drinking this cola and now im tired but not sleepy it’s pepsi
im about to go visit my momma at the hospital cause she just had back surgery today and shes in her room resting now ;u;
xekstrin replied to your post: ooooooh, now i know why people say wha… its best when its poured right out of a freshly cracked coconut that’s been sitting in the fridge….. oh man I’D REALLY LIKE TO TRY IT LIKE THAT * _ * im drinking
